ALL RIGHT, YOU PUKES, we are taking a short break from our intense, NON-STEROID-fueled, powerlifting regimen to set you straight on a few things:
Number one: We DO NOT use steroids.
Number two: It is NOT true that one of us suffered a prolapsed colon during her recent attempt at a dead lift.
Number three: On Tuesday, November 18, 2008, we UNLEASH the BRAND-NEW first single, “PALE BRIDE,” from our upcoming record, “Love, Hate and Then There’s You.”
Wait, what’s that, you pukes? What? You’ve already been listening to Pale Bride for several months on our Myspace page? What the—?! Are you TRYING to make us angry? Are you a nerd or something? Do you want us to come over and beat you and your computer in a NON-STEROID-induced rage? No? All right, then: you’d better buy our brand-new single. It’s on colored vinyl—that’s right, VINYL, you pukes—with the non-album track “Falling in Love” as the b-side.
Number four: If you have to use a powercage when attempting a particularly heavy squat, you are a SPINELESS PUKE.
Number five: We just got finished filming the video for Pale Bride. Keep an eye out for it. It features Jason stretching his acting chops and several close-ups of our NON-STEROID-altered bodies. Beautiful. When we watch it, it makes us go into a rage and then, after a while, sink into a sobbing fit. And then into a rage again.
Number six: Our testicles have always been this size.
Number seven, you pukes: On Tuesday, February 3, 2009, we UNLEASH our new record, “Love, Hate, and Then There’s You.” THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS, PUKES! POWERLIFTING!
XOXO
The Von Bondies
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have I already told you how much I love you, guys?
Von Bondies, will you marry me? :D
The UN Security Council imposed the no-fly zone over Libya on March 17, along with ordering "all necessary measures" to protect civilians from Muammar Gaddafi's attacks on rebel-held towns.
The 28 NATO ambassadors met on Sunday to decide on further military plans in Libya.
The United States transfers command for a no-fly zone over Libya to NATO, while coalition forces will continue to protect civilian population from attacks by Gaddafi forces.
The military operation in Libya, codenamed Odyssey Dawn, has been conducted so far jointly by 13 states, including the United States, Britain and France.
NATO members decided on Thursday to assume responsibility for the enforcement of a no-fly zone in Libya, but could not agree on taking full command of all military operations in the country.
Meanwhile, leaders of the 27 European Union states on Thursday issued a statement saying the EU stood ready to assist in building a new Libya "in cooperation with the United Nations, the Arab League, the African Union and others."
MOSCOW, March 27 (RIA Novosti)
http://en.rian.ru/world/20110327/1632359